PATENT LEATHER JORDAN'S I just got a new pair of patent leather Air Jordans. These shoes are so hot I plan to wear them with a tux. No jokes. (Shout out to the homeboy Jigga for extracting them from the Nike Outlet in Trash Vegas.) Here's an article on Jordan's arm of the Nike corporation -- now worth $500 million.

That's right, folks, Jordan brings in more money than FAT SHAQ and he's 5 years removed from the league.