LJ'S HOLIDAY TIPS How to tell if your man is pathetic: he gives you anything from Bath & BodyWorks for Christmas (any of that scented lotion, candles, bath accessory crap). This is the default gift for boring males. Or, for males that aren't that into you.

(Full disclaimer: As a junior in high school, I gave three different girls -- from three different high schools in my area-- the identical gift basket from Bath & Body Works. They all fell for a gift it took me less than two minutes to purchase.)

On the plus side, B&BW does have this Vitamin E eye cream (for the circles under your eyes) and facial luffa (for soft and gentle yet deep cleansing of your face) that I've found to be effective.