ADVENTURES OF THE LIBERTARIAN JACKASS: WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ALCATRAZ? They told me it was impossible. They said there were sharks, that the tides were dangerous, the water frigid and the conditions unpredictable. I laughed. Then, against the odds, I escaped from Alcatraz on Saturday.

The race results are available here. If you know LJ, you'll be able to figure it out. That's right, we did not go to San Francisco to play around.

I'll say more on this later . . .