MARK MCGRATH So I'm strolling through Pavillions yesterday (by the way, this grocery store has the greatest commercials), and a store clerk stops me in the aisle:

Clerk: Hold on a second, sir. Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Mark McGrath?
LJ: [Laughing] Well, I used to get that three or four years ago when I had blond highlights.
Clerk: Wow, yeah. He lives here in Newport, you know. Can you sing at all?
LJ: No, I can't sing. I'm learning to play the piano though . . .
Clerk: That's too bad. If only you could sing you would be ridiculously rich and famous.
LJ: I guess I'll just have to settle for being ridiculously rich . . .