WHO HATES THEIR MTV? Nikky Finke on the Idiots' favorite cable channel.

What bothers me most about Laguna Beach is that these little maggots have the nerve to hang out at restaurants frequented by LJ & Friends. They tarnish the image of California's most beautiful little town.

And the Roosevelt Hotel is just not that impressive (although if you are B-list and below don't even bother trying to get in).