Libertarian Jackass

"Life is short, but truth works far and lives long; let us speak truth." -- Schopenhauer

Friday, July 22, 2005

MORE ON DATING

I wanted to add to the post encouraging the use of suits and French cuffs. When taking a lady out, you must always valet park. If the restaurant doesn't have valet, always drop the lady off in the very front and then go find a space. I encourage the use of this song when pulling up to the valet. I have no idea what they're talking about, but I love the beat. Don't turn down the system when you get out of the ride. Tip well. In fact, you should be tipping often in general (always carry plenty of dollars on your money clip), but especially when you're with a lady. The valet kid. The hostess. Think of it as an investment.

Oh, and never, under any circumstances, take a lady to a restaurant which requires you to hold a "beeper" or "pager" and wait until it "vibrates" to claim your table. That's just insulting. If that's all you can afford, cook for her at home instead.

In fact, I put a beautiful little antique table for two on the outdoor patio of the Luxury Beach Villa for this very purpose.
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