Libertarian Jackass

"Life is short, but truth works far and lives long; let us speak truth." -- Schopenhauer

Sunday, May 15, 2005

"THE CRIB'S GOT KILLER VIEWS AND SQUARE FEET, they'd have to film MTV Cribs for a week" Reviews rolling in for the new Jackass Luxury Beach Villa. Overnight guests report that the amenities rival a spa, complete with RainShowers installed in the bathrooms, a a wide array of scented bath products and ambience candles, and the Gucci linens. Some have mentioned that the chinchilla blankets send things a bit over the top. Oh well, we did it just to hurt their feelings.

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