What I Am Thankful For . . .

On Thanksgiving Day the Libertarian Jackass takes a moment to thank important individuals, ideas and events. I am thankful to George W. Bush for always providing a laugh (come on, George, it's Nevada, not Kazakhstan!) I am thankful for the triumph of private property over socialism in the Plymouth Colony. I am thankful the pathetic Republican Party is celebrating the socialist healthcare bill--as if they've never heard of the Plymouth Colony! I am thankful for NYC's Thanksgiving Day Parade and 'Jake The Turkey'! I am thankful for Jesus, Ludwig von Mises, Murray Rothbard, Guido Hulsmann and Lew Rockwell. I am thankful for Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan and Beethoven. I am thankful for Laguna Beach and the Gallery Walk, Keira Knightley and J.R. Tolkien's The Lord of The Rings--the fictional account of a battle much like our own. I am thankful for love, forgiveness and the one that got away. I am thankful the ladies tell me I look like Mark McGrath.