Libertarian Jackass

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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Finally, An Honest Government Stooge!

The district attorney making child molestation allegations against Michael Jackson welcomed reporters to Santa Barbara by saying: "I hope that you all stay long and spend lots of money because we need your sales tax to support our offices."

Not to take sides here in the M.J. Case (yet), but what kind of legal system allows a family to live off of abuse allegation payoffs?

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