United Nations: We Are A Complete Failure

The number of hungry people is increasing, the U.N. reports. Memo To Clowns At The U.N.: Please add me--a poor gradudate student--to the list of "hungry" people. Thanks.

You have to adore the title of the U.N. report: "The State of Food Insecurity in the World 2003." Food insecurity, the pangs of hunger . . . damn this sounds like an Oprah topic.