Libertarian Jackass

"Life is short, but truth works far and lives long; let us speak truth." -- Schopenhauer

Saturday, August 02, 2003

Government Changes The Emblem

Coop sends:

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to that of
a condom because it more clearly reflects government's political posture.
Condoms promote inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation,
protect a bunch of pricks, and give you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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