BACHELORS
TWO OF AMERICA'S MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS went to the Angels' baseball game last night. I hate baseball. I've said it before: it's a game not a sport. Fat men are not athletes. It's boring. But, if Jigga calls and says I can lounge at a restaurant overlooking the field, enjoy a bottle of wine and take note of the important moments (which are few) in the game, I'm there. I think the Angels won or something. I know Real won. I'm a Spaniard at heart.
After was a short trip to the hottest spot west of the Mississippi: Sutra Lounge. No, let's be real: hottest nightspot in the continental US. Easily. And, yes, I was the guy on the dancefloor with the Blackberry in one hand and the Sidekick in the other. Conducting business, so to speak.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Jigga emailed to say I forgot ALL of the important facts: how we had to be "escorted through the kitchen to avoid the line at the club, the 'floating' VIP section and the six Newport* blondes we roll with. By the way, I love the new ears, bro. Oh and put a 'shout out' to Dennis Rodman and Warren Moon on the site.
*Newport = family net worth of +$400 million + gorgeous"
OK, so he may be off by a couple of zeroes there but you get the idea.
long distance
After was a short trip to the hottest spot west of the Mississippi: Sutra Lounge. No, let's be real: hottest nightspot in the continental US. Easily. And, yes, I was the guy on the dancefloor with the Blackberry in one hand and the Sidekick in the other. Conducting business, so to speak.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Jigga emailed to say I forgot ALL of the important facts: how we had to be "escorted through the kitchen to avoid the line at the club, the 'floating' VIP section and the six Newport* blondes we roll with. By the way, I love the new ears, bro. Oh and put a 'shout out' to Dennis Rodman and Warren Moon on the site.
*Newport = family net worth of +$400 million + gorgeous"
OK, so he may be off by a couple of zeroes there but you get the idea.
long distance
Unknown @ 11:38 PM
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