Libertarian Jackass

"Life is short, but truth works far and lives long; let us speak truth." -- Schopenhauer

Saturday, July 09, 2005

MY MOTHER My mother says to me today: "LJ, you have more diamonds on than any woman I know. And you have them on your ears, too? Is there something else you want to tell me?"

My wrists, my neck, my ears = minus 80 degrees.

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