Libertarian Jackass

"Life is short, but truth works far and lives long; let us speak truth." -- Schopenhauer

Thursday, July 07, 2005

TAKE NOTES, KIDS

The lady from T-Mobile tells me I sent and received over 1,000 text messages last month alone. Along with emailing, it's my preferred method of communication. I'm notorious for seeing a number pop up, hitting "Call Decline" and yet responding immediately to text messages. Honestly, I don't have the time in the day for a lot of chit-chat on the phone. Here are the text messages of the week, courtesy of a gorgeous, blue-eyed California (natural) blonde:

Blonde: I hope I'm not being too forward, but I can't wait to spend time with you again...
LJ: Un momento, Mami, slow your tempo...
Blonde: Why?
LJ: Because you will never get enough...
Blonde: That's what I'm afraid of.


And that's how it's done. Phone Cards

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