EVER WONDER WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS GO? Here's one source: U.S. soldiers helping the little brown people of the world organize soccer matches! Yay! How sweet.

Just one question (may seem a bit out of place, I'm sure): WHERE THE HELL IS BIN LADEN?

Apparently the U.S. soldiers were too exhausted after the sudden death loss to the little brown people team to do much searching . . .