The Greatest "Anti-State" Commercial on TV

Well, not only have I just enjoyed a delicious Spongebob Squarepants Popsicle Pop--"Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"-- but I've just seen the greatest Energizer battery commercial. The commercial depicts four friends in a car on a road trip. As the car passes through the great state of Delaware, the driver informs the passengers that it was the first state to ratify the Constitution. The driver states: "Thank you, forefathers! Boy am I glad they wrote that thing up!" Boy am I glad they wrote that trivial, meaningless document up . . . I love it!