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Tuesday, October 21, 2003

The Onion: Club Has Big Hit With Closed-Mic Night

Aww...the memories of hot, humid summer nights at the Highlands in Auburn . . . and Daniel McCarthy destroying the nascent music career of one acoustic guitar player.

From the Onion:

Club Has Big Hit With Closed-Mic Night
CLEARWATER, FL introducing its signature closed-mic night, coffeehouse manager Peter Haney, 38, said Tuesday. "In August, I did away with the Monday Night Amateur Showcase," Haney said. "Since then, Monday has been our busiest night. Who would've thought that people prefer conversation to bad acoustic-guitar music and wretched poetry?" Having noted the success of the café's Absolutely-No-Live-Entertainment Monday, the bar next door recently announced plans to launch No-House-Band Saturday.

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