Florida Has A Baseball Team?
Ridiculous phrases often heard immediately after a championship victory:
1) "It was a total team effort." Come on, if you've ever been on a team you know there is at least ONE person you would have loved to jettison.
2) "Thank you, Jesus (God, Lord, Allah, etc)." I'm pretty sure Jesus has better things to do than watch baseball. Hell, even I have better things to do . . .
3) "The team left their hearts out there on the field . . ." As my mom used to tell me before every youth soccer game, "you either win or lose, if you lose I guess you didn't want it bad enough!"