TOXIC TANK TOPS
Just imagine you worked at the GAP. You're $70 trillion behind in your register and then you start a war with Banana Republic because you say they got toxic tank tops over there.
You have the war, people are dying - a thousand GAP employees are dead. That's right - bleeding all over the khakis. You finally take over Banana Republic and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place.
I guess the joke really is on these fools.