Libertarian Jackass

"Life is short, but truth works far and lives long; let us speak truth." -- Schopenhauer

Sunday, February 27, 2005

TOXIC TANK TOPS

I caught Rock's opening monologue and I'm happy someone had enough guts to paint the pro-war/pro-Bush crowd for the idiots they are -- live on a show broadcast worldwide! Rock:

Just imagine you worked at the GAP. You're $70 trillion behind in your register and then you start a war with Banana Republic because you say they got toxic tank tops over there.

You have the war, people are dying - a thousand GAP employees are dead. That's right - bleeding all over the khakis. You finally take over Banana Republic and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place.


I guess the joke really is on these fools.

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