Libertarian Jackass

"Life is short, but truth works far and lives long; let us speak truth." -- Schopenhauer

Monday, December 13, 2004

MORE FROM OCEAN'S 12 I already warned you not to waste your cash on this massive terd, but there are two funny lines I remember. One, they keep going on and on about the "greatest thief in the history of the world." Obviously the greatest thief in the history of the world is modern government. The greatest thief steals half your income away while at the same time convincing you he takes nothing and gives everything.

Also, Matt Damon (a pathetic actor, yes) has the best line of the film. Basically, you have the 11 original independent contractors in the room insulting their potential target and Damon interrupts to say: "I don't think we want to be the kind of organization that judges people."

Hilarious.

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