THERE'S A SLUTTY GIRL ON THE HILL?

"There's millions of 'em?" Well, I don't know about millions, but I'm bored after reading Michelle Malkin's "outrage" over the most recent Swamp sex scandal. Malkin is right about one thing though, Wonkette and Cutler represent this strange breed of women we have to put up with, celebrating the fact that they are, well, sluts ("two vain, young, trash-mouthed skanks who couldn't care less about what their parents think of their sex-drenched infamy"). Is this all these women have to offer? It's the new cool I guess.